Is id ipse dixit

this is amazing

"I get upset about illiterate young people. Someone texted me in f***ing text speak without any vowels, so I replied just in vowels."
- Lily Allen

i'm bored at work. i don't do anything at work except my homework and make fun of my boss, when he's here. why do I need to get an actual job again? this one kicks ass. but the pay is shit.

I am in love with celebrity apprentice. no, i lied. I am in love with omarosa. i haven't seen last night's episode yet (thank you NBC.com!) but she totally should have been fired in the first episode, but instead got the girl who was totally right in the first place fired. and made the rest of her team her personal bitches. Here's how the episode went.

Playboy girl: I think we need to use our celebrity.
Omarosa: NO.

***cut to boardroom**

Mr. Trump: clearly this challenge was about using your celebrity.
Omarosa: fire the playboy girl.
Mr. Trump: playboy girl, you're fired.

she's like the love child of hillary and barack. clinton-omarosa / obama-omarosa 2008!

I also love food. someone send me some food.

I do not have to babysit australians next weekend!! this makes me sad, because I like watching them and it fills my wallet.
But it also means I will probably be going to Chicago! Exciting!

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